Yes yes yes, it’s just another hate filled blog by the ole Flamethrower. They call me the flamethrower because I burn bridges and show no remorse. Fire doesn’t discriminate. I hate everyone equally, but I kind of hate you more right now because:
You air dirty laundry on facebook. How douchey are you? By telling ALL your friends that your boy/girlfriend, husband/wife, mother/father/child is a douche bag on facebook just makes you look like a cocksucking asshole. How do you know if you’re a dirty laundry airing cunt? It’s easy, if you post shit like: “I hope you’re happy”, “Lies will get you nowhere”, or “Just tell the truth”, you’re a cuntrag. Keep your shitty life to yourself. Nobody really gives a fuck if your life sucks.
You wear “Guyliner”. What. The. Fuck? Men aren’t supposed to wear makeup. That’s the beauty of being a man. We just are. By wearing guyliner, you’re announcing to the world you secretly want to be a chick. Sure Johnny Depp looks cool with it in Pirates, but he’s a fictional pirate for Christ’s sake. You, on the other hand, are a wannabe douche bag bitch hole. I hope the next time you put on the guyliner you gouge you’re fucking eyeballs out. Jackoff!
You rock the “bedhead” look. What you couldn’t be bothered to run a comb through that tattered shit on your head? Looking like you rolled out of bed and didn’t comb your hair isn’t cool, it means you’re a lazy cunt. Yes, I said cunt again. Big whoop, wanna fight about it? Hey cock knocker, buy a comb and use it, otherwise I hope you get cancer and the chemo makes you lose your hair. Then I will not give two shits or a fuck if you don’t comb that shit.
You are a rapper/hip hop artist. Rap is the shit on the bottom of the shoe of the music industry. Guess what, Eminem sucks. 50 Cent is a little bitch. Biggie and 2 PAC were talentless fucks. Oh did I touch a nerve? Rap is a fucking joke. Anyone can rap. Check it: I think rap is shit, Lindsay Lohan has a nice tit, Run DMC were untalented hacks, don’t hate the player cuz I have all the facts. Something something I beat my chick, something something suck my dick. See, rap/hip hop is so easy a caveman can do it. Fuck you Geico.
You are in the Westboro Baptist Church. Seriously, you’re going to protest a soldiers funeral? Why? Cuz he died during war? Are you going to protest the drug lords funeral? You going to protest the prostitutes funeral? No, why? Oh I see, cuz you’re really a fame whore. I get it now. Hey Megan Phelps and the rest of the WBC cockstains, I can see through your bullshit. It doesn’t take Stephen Hawking to see you’re out for notoriety and not for “righteous” means. When Fred dies and goes to hell, I hope you see the error of your ways. Nobody believes your shit. Guess what, I will not protest your funerals. In fact, I will celebrate them. I’m not only going to fuck someone on your grave and blow my load on your tombstones, I will also defecate on your grave when I’m done. You pieces of shit are the lowest of the low. You’re nothing more than starfuckers. Just die already. God hates fags? No, God hates posers!
You use LOL 🙂 at the end of your posts. You just told me my mother is a whore, but I forgive you because you used LOL :). LOL 🙂 doesn’t give you carte blanche to say whatever the fuck you want. I say whatever I want and I don’t quantify it with the ubiquitous LOL :). Man, or woman, up and just accept that you said some mean and nasty shit. I do it all the time. Don’t be a little bitch and try to weasel out of your sentiment with LOL :). Next time you post LOL 🙂 after a nasty comment I’m going to force you to suck my dogs nuts. Fuck you, LOL :).
Unlike Scott Pilgram vs The World, I had more than 7 evil exes to fight. My whore ex had 37 dicks she sucked. 37? My SmodSquad brethren will get that joke. Wish me luck tomorrow on my AT&T interview. If not, fuck you. AT&T, we’re so desperate we’ll interview the flamethrower for a call center.